Did you hear about that Maine bed and breakfast that you can win with a 200 word essay?
Stephanie 3:29 PM
No, but if you win it, I will move and help you run it.
We can be whaler's wives.
I suspect they might be looking for someone who doesn't actively hate domesticity
Stephanie 3:30 PM
They could be looking for someone who wants to make a difference. Shake off the "stuffy B&B" stigma
It would be interesting to run a B&B known for its unmade beds, scuzzy bathrooms and breakfasts consisting of like, one giant pancake per diner.
It's like the baby of a B&B and a hostel.
"Katharine's Hostile Bed and Breakfast"
Stephanie 3:32 PM
The beds would be made, they would just be made like, by pulling up the mismatched blankets and calling it good.
You are overestimating my bedmaking
Stephanie 3:33 PM
You don't ever just pull up the covers just enough so the cat hair mostly stays on the outside?